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Get ready for a blast of hop presence – citrus, pine, and tropical aromas highlight this beer. It has a juicy and crisp mouthfeel with medium plus bitterness and hop flavor similar to the aroma.
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American Blonde ale, our lightest ale with a clean and crisp flavor with an unmistakable blend of American and European malts and hops. The slightly spicy and herbal qualities of German noble hops give this beer a unique crisp and refreshing profile.
$13.00
Ingredients: Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic Hops, Beta-Pinene and Linalool Terpenes (naturally derived from botanical sources), 2-Row, Golden Promise, Wheat, Oat, and Honey Malt.
From mythic hammer-wielding beasts to intergalactic agriculturists, here at Clown Shoes we think about some crazy stuff. But even we can barely comprehend the natural wonder of a big, beautiful rainbow. We will forever remain in awe of those massive swaths of vibrant color that stretch forever into the horizon.
This Hazy IPA contains the terpenes Beta-Pinene and Linalool, aromatic compounds derived from natural botanical sources. They supplement the sweet malt backbone and lively blend of Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops that make Rainbows Are Real shine with fresh, juicy notes of sweet citrus.
$15.00
7% ABV
55 IBU
An American IPA brewed in Birmingham, AL
$13.00
As the tag line says on the can, this beer is "really really really ridiculously good." Our lemon and blueberry sour ale will deliver a great balance and tart with some sweet. Supplies are quite limited, so don't miss the runway!
ABV 5.4%
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South American style lager that is brewed with pale malts sourced from Patagonia, Chile. Dos Pilotos is an all day drinking beer that pairs perfectly with a lime.
$14.00
Hazy/New England-Style IPA- 6.5% ABV. An easy-drinking but full of citrus flavor, hazy New England IPA. Baby Kittens is brewed in Connecticut with Citra, Galaxy and Simoce hops.
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This tropical IPA is hazy,fruit forward and full bodied, with a creamy mouthfeel and low bitterness for an IPA. The juicy citrus, peach, and passion fruit flavors are the result of using a large dose of juicy hops.
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This easy-drinking, yet flavorful ale is crisp and effervescent, perfect for a summer picnic or relaxing afternoon outdoors.
4.6% ABV 17 IBU
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Meyer lemons and black “forbidden” rice give this dark brown (not quite black) pilsner its color and character, which is quite a bit milder than you might expect. The rice component is instantly evident on the tongue, which dials down the cracker crisp maltiness that makes a pilsner a pilsner. Meanwhile, there’s a healthy squeeze of citrus here, though it’s not immediately evident as Meyer lemon, percolating on the finish. The whole experience is so mild that it’s hard to find much fault with it, or much to thrill the drinker. And either way, the bold color does mess considerably with one’s expectations. 4% abv.
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This brew is a light and refreshing kolsch-style golden ale. This is that easy drinking boat beer you've been looking for!
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6.5%
Hazy IPA
Double dry-hopped with Citra & Mandarina Bavaria. Bursting with citrus & tropical notes!
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SHHHH!!! DON'T ASK WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE BASEMENT! DEVELOPED IN OUR ORIGINAL UNDERGROUND BREWERY, THIS JUICY AND DANK IPA IS LOADED WITH CITRA HOPS IN EVERY SIP. BUT YOU HAVE TO LEAVE YOUR PARENT'S BASEMENT TO GET IT.
$9.00
Katahdin Woods and Waters was the first International Dark Sky Place certified in the state of Maine with some of the darkest night skies east of the Mississippi River. Each year, Friends of Katahdin Woods and Waters hosts an event called Stars Over Katahdin featuring campfire chats to educate and inspire visitors before viewing the night skies through state-of-the-art telescopes.
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This first of a new series. New England Style Single-Hop IPA Series: ONE CAT ON THE CHESSBOARD 7.2% El Dorado.
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The uncountable, indefinable, unreachable, and unbounded hoppy quantity is at hand: Infinite Ghost! We took our quintessential juicy, hazy, delectable double IPA and dialed it up to infinity by supersaturating it with our hand-selected Yakima Valley Citra hops and enhanced it further with Citra terpenes. We bombed out this mad concoction beyond quantification by dosing Citra Spectrum mid-fermentation. Forever Citra! Forever Infinite Ghost!
8% ABV
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Dropping a Kellerbier this early in the game is a bold move, but this rustic pale lager more than speaks for itself. Light bready malt gives up some unsalted saltine and oyster cracker, and a pleasant hoppiness gives it a nice round feel.
5.8% ABV
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This pils is the perfect reward after any shift. Incredibly crisp, cracker, malt notes and beautifully dense foam play perfectly with the herbal character of Seitz Family Hops
4.7% ABV
30 IBUs
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6.9% ABV
80 IBU
IPA WITH CARAMEL MALT BODY. APPEARANCES BY CENTENNIAL, CITRA, CHINOOK AND OCCASIONALLY AN ENTERTAINING GUEST HOP.
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It’s the cleverest of the ever-ests. Your favorite banter-slinging, foxy DIPA now bursts with a wicked double dry hop that’ll keep your taste buds as nimble as your wits.
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IBUs: 38
6.8% ABV
This soft, juicy IPA is brewed with pale malt, flaked wheat, oats and barley along with Citra, Galaxy, Amarillo and Bravo hops. Dry-hopping twice during active fermentation transforms the essential hop characteristics into a creamy, juicy mouthfeel with big hop flavor, but minimal bitterness.
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Cosmic Turtle is one of our River Series Beer. We partnered with the Tennessee Aquarium and the Turtle Survival Alliance(TSA) to help the Aquarium save the turtles and keep them from going extinct. Made with blood oranges, a hop combo of Comet, Cascade, and Amarillo , and a touch on turtle love, this beer is out of this world. The beer gives a wonderful floral and citrus aroma with a nice balanced flavor. As our friends at the TSA say Drink Beer, Save Turtles!
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Super Haze w/ Bru-1, Citra, & El Dorado
Our newest double-dry hopped hazy IPA features healthy additions of Bru-1, Citra, and El Dorado. Blast off with huge pineapple, citrus, stone fruit, and white grape in this lactose-free New England-style IPA that drinks clean.
8% ABV
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The one that started it all. This heavily oated, mosaic-only IPA softly beckons you to remember where you came from while giving you just enough of a ripe citrus kick to strive for where you want to go. Homestyle is the staple IPA of our brewery and, like almost all of our hoppy beers, focuses on highlighting the fruity & fragrant nuances of hops. At a relaxed 6.0% we think you’ll discover it’s easy to find your Homestyle.
soft, juicy, mixed citrus, berry
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Mosaic, Citra, and Centennial hops, honey, pale, and 2-row malts, wheat.
With the conquest of the Space Cake fleet complete, Miracle Mike has no time to savor his victory. There are lasers to be wielded, and the floating head of a fellow Clown Shoes-ian to be rescued.
Haze Cake is our latest addition the Space Cake family. Wheat joins the signature Space Cake malt bill of sweet notes and shockingly smooth flavor, adding a fuller mouthfeel and hazy appearance in this Hazy Double IPA. Multiple dry hoppings of Mosaic and Citra make this beer a powerfully aromatic and tropically engaging tale of laser-aided rescue.
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With the turn of the decade, we created our most modern and innovative DIPA to date, Braincake. A double-wheat malt profile imparts a feather-like, fleecy mouthfeel with the familiar edge of an intense dry-hop combo. Featuring new hops like Strata and Cashmere, this medium-bodied double IPA wafts sweet berry cobbler on the nose while Citra Incognito offers a clean tropical finish and bright mango and guava on the palate.
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Brewed with floor-malted Bohemian pilsner malt, our classic Czech Pils has an intense malt aroma with notes of sweet honey and grain. Wellrounded, subtle spice and herbal notes from Czech Saaz hops shine perfectly through the light malt body in this classic interpretation of one Hi-Wire’s favorite styles.
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A traditional Marzen style Octoberfest Malt forward and quaffable.
5.5% ABV
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Pillowy soft American IPA double dry-hopped with Cashmere, Mosaic and Simcoe.
6.6% ABV
No IBU
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The big brother of Orange Blossom Pilsner original, Orange Blossom Pilsner Squared is made with the same recipe as Orange Blossom Pilsner with half the water (and twice the flavor.) Imagine brewing a pot of coffee with only half the water, much stronger coffee! Likewise, a much stronger beer.
11% ABV
$14.00
Gold Medal Winner at the 2016 Great American Beer Festival in the German-style Maerzen category; use of Munich in this full-flavored beer provides upfront biscuity and honey flavors that fade into a light, dry finish.
6% ABV
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Brewed with 100% Riverbend Malt and Michigan-grown Zuper Saazer, our classic Italian Pils is light and delicate with herbal and subtle spice hop aromas. This crispy beer has just the right amount of green hop bite and is the perfect pilsner to pair with outdoor meals on a warm Sunday afternoon.
4.2% ABV
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The latest offering to come out of Hi-Wire’s rotating West Coast IPA Series, this iteration of West Coast IPA features Citra, Simcoe, and Idaho 7 hops. Clocking in at a “dank but drinkable” 6% ABV and 70 IBUs, West Coast IPA possesses “huge hop notes of bright, tropical, and juicy citrus peel [that] fit together with a super sticky green backbone
$16.00
The fog rolls into Montgomery to blanket your palate with notes of sweet mandarin oranges, pineapple and a touch of pine. Not the dryness of a West Coast IPA, but not the full juiciness of a New England IPA, just somewhere soft and hazy in between
6.6% ABV, 60 IBU
Medium body, golden hazy in color, sweet citrus aroma with oranges, pineapple and pine and a soft bitterness.
Bravo, Citra, Mosaic and Simcoe hops
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7% ABV 25 IBU
“It’s as if a cannabis plant grew a passion fruit”, says head specialty brewer Peter. We achieved this genuinely cloudy IPA by using London Fog yeast and extreme hop additions of Strata & Amarillo. So strap in and enjoy an OJ squeezin’ citrus, pine, stone fruit, and strawberry hop explosion
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The low bitterness and late hopping showcase the citrusy, juicy notes of American hops. A blast of tropical aroma is followed by a resiny and balanced flavor. Juice bomb features all the aspects and nuances of full hop flavor — not just bitterness. An IPA for real hop lovers.
$19.00
United States - Florida - Collaboration with Magnanimous Brewing. Hopped with Citra Incognito, Citra Cryo, Cashmere & Vista. A symphony of lush tropical fruit and ripe juicy citrus couple with a pillowy soft finish in every sip! 7% ABV
4.1/5 Untapped
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A legend was born when we took on the classic German style Pilsner. Winner of the Bitburger challenge in Portland, champion of the people, and wearer of the crown, King Crispy reigns supreme. Stay refreshed whether you're at the beer garden or rose garden.
Pilsner | 4.8% ABV
Flavor: Light, Crisp, Floral
Malt: Pilsner, Bohemian Pilsner, Carafoam, Acidulated
Hops: Hallertau Mittelfruh, Tettnang
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(2023) Selected specifically because of their aromatic qualities, these Pacific Northwest varieties contribute a pungent blend of grapefruit, stone fruit, and floral notes. A generous malt bill and a solid dollop of honey provide just enough body to keep the balance in check, resulting in a remarkably drinkable rendition of the Double IPA style.
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This hazy pale offers up huge citrus character with a dusting of stone fruit. This schist is actual gold. 5.2% ABV
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5.5% ABV
ALMOST-EASY-ALE WITH A WELL-BALANCED, CRAFTY MALT STRUCTURE. HOPPED WITH AHTANUM, SHE PAIRS WELL WITH OYSTERS, SUNNY BEACHES AND SALT WATER.
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Combining what we miss about classic IPAs with what we love about modern IPAs, Sunburst IPA is our flagship of the style. The perfect IPA should have a touch of bitterness and blend that with the juicy, tropical notes that come from the best of modern hops and a clean, crisp finish.
Sunburst IPA features an ideal blend of Talus, Citra, Galaxy, Mosaic, Amarillo, Cascade and Chinook hops - adding something special from each varietal.
Eric Johnson, Wild Heaven’s co-founder and creative force says "My vision was to create the ultimate IPA that honors the best of two branches of IPA (West Coast and Hazy IPA) while avoiding the tendencies of many of these beers to drift into overly extreme expressions of flavor. By capturing what we love about those styles we found our path." 6.5% ABV
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Calla IPA bursts with lush hop notes of tangerine, creamy mint and grapefruit, finishing with a soft body. Like the flowers in spring, it’s only here for s a short time. Enjoy!
$16.00
Hazy IPA brewed with Citra and Amarillo.
6% ABV
IBU 30
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We brewed our Keller Pils using a custom malt from Riverbend Malthouse and hand-selected Idaho-grown Saaz hops. This unfiltered pilsner is bright and floral with malt notes reminiscent of fresh-baked crusty bread and the subtle aroma of a spring herb garden and lemon grass from the Saaz. A 4-week lager fermentation lends crispness and dryness to the full-flavored German-style beer. 4% ABV
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A German-style ale with lager characteristics, this is one of the few remaining ales of Germany. Similar to a Pilsner, fermented with ale yeast at cooler temperatures and cold lagered. Goat Hill has a bready malt character, with a clean, crisp Noble hop aroma, flavor and finish.
21 IBU, 5% ABV
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Mimosa style sour ale with blood orange & tangerine
5.6% ABV