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$14.00
5.5% ABV 35 IBU
Beginning with a big surge of fruity aromatics and grapefruit-hoppy notes, the flavor of this complex, straw-colored ale tapers off to a peppery, dry finish.
4 pk of 16 oz cans
$11.00
Get ready for a blast of hop presence – citrus, pine, and tropical aromas highlight this beer. It has a juicy and crisp mouthfeel with medium plus bitterness and hop flavor similar to the aroma.
$12.00
This gorgeous orange-to-pink beer is refreshing and drinkable. A lush sweet orange aroma hits you as you take your first drink. Then, that well crafted wheat ale backbone shines through.
$12.00
In 1842, at our brewery in Plzeň, brewer Josef Groll introduced the world to the first golden ‘pilsner’ lager, and changed beer forever. His invention soon became the most popular style of beer on the planet. A thick head of dense, wet foam seals in the freshness, protects our delicate flavours from oxygen and creates the perfect balance in our beer, so every sip tastes perfect.
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American Blonde ale, our lightest ale with a clean and crisp flavor with an unmistakable blend of American and European malts and hops. The slightly spicy and herbal qualities of German noble hops give this beer a unique crisp and refreshing profile.
$13.00
The Intergalactic League of Farmers waits for no man, even with a crop as delicate as bubbles. Elegant crops, of course, and no matter the trouble in harvesting them it’s always worthwhile to see those beauties shine. Light in color with a touch of haze, this American IPA maintains an approachable medium-body without sacrificing any of the full aroma and flavor of copious dry hopping additions of Simcoe, Azacca, and Idaho 7 hops.
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This ale is light and drinkable with a nicely malted backbone and a touch of bitterness.
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This Belgian-style Saison features European noble-type hops, authentic Belgian Saison yeast and the finest European two-row malt, available in 6 pack cans.
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A dry-hopped India Pale Ale offers a blast of citrus and pine aromas. This brew’s bitterness is well balanced by a slightly malty body with biscuit notes and a clean finish.
$12.00
Albert. Able. Gordo. Miss Baker. Bonny. Goliath. Between 1948 and 1961 these primate pioneers and others bravely went where no man had ever gone before, paving the way for manned U.S. spaceflight. This hoppy little monkey of a beer is a tribute to those Simian heroes of yesteryear. It has a citrusy, floral hop aroma, a strong malt body, and a crisp finish.
$12.00
This German Style Ale is big on classic malt and hop character and low on carbs and calories. Crisp, clean, and easy drinking, this is an any place anytime kind of beer. Let go and surrender to the moment and beer here now!
$12.00
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South American style lager that is brewed with pale malts sourced from Patagonia, Chile. Dos Pilotos is an all day drinking beer that pairs perfectly with a lime.
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This IPA was built for the Gulf Coast. Loaded with tropical, fruity flavor and a crisp malt backbone. Extra carbonation helps beat the heat. Stay hoppy, stay relaxed, stay outside
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Fresh pressed is a medium-bodied wheat ale that is hazy straw colored in nature. It is beautifully balanced with juicy and tropical fruit flavors. It’s brewed with mango, pineapple, and guava.
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Fractal Brewing Project is the newest brewery out of Huntsville, AL. Time Taker Pilsner is a slow poured German Pilsner.
4.7% ABV
30 IBU
$11.00
Light American Lager | 3.9%
Southern Prohibition’s Light American Lager is the local beer for any occasion. Clean. Clear. Crisp. Made in Mississippi.
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Don't know what kind of beer you prefer? Grab a mix 6 pack and try a variety and choose your favorite!
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Obscene amounts of Australian Galaxy hops used to counter the amount of malt used to get to this high of an ABV while still keeping the bitterness down – this beer is all about aroma. With super-saturated highlights of mixed berry, mint, melon, tangerine, and pine sap, Attacus is an opulent yet approachable experience.
ABV 9%
$13.00
Ingredients: Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic Hops, Beta-Pinene and Linalool Terpenes (naturally derived from botanical sources), 2-Row, Golden Promise, Wheat, Oat, and Honey Malt.
From mythic hammer-wielding beasts to intergalactic agriculturists, here at Clown Shoes we think about some crazy stuff. But even we can barely comprehend the natural wonder of a big, beautiful rainbow. We will forever remain in awe of those massive swaths of vibrant color that stretch forever into the horizon.
This Hazy IPA contains the terpenes Beta-Pinene and Linalool, aromatic compounds derived from natural botanical sources. They supplement the sweet malt backbone and lively blend of Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops that make Rainbows Are Real shine with fresh, juicy notes of sweet citrus.
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Crack open an Island Coastal Lager® (ICL) and you’ll know. This beer was made for easy drinking.
An American Premium Lager created as the alternative to mass-market brands that are made with corner-cutting fillers like rice, corn and preservatives, ICL uses a 100% all clean recipe with only the freshest, highest quality ingredients. Perfectly balanced with a smooth taste, light body and crisp mouthfeel, it's the ideal year-round, everyday beer in the cooler or on the tapline.
Island Coastal Lager® is made for thrill seekers, outdoor enthusiasts, and beer drinkers everywhere. Whether you're hitting the trail or riding the swell, a cold crisp ICL is the perfect companion. Born on the coast, enjoyed wherever your next adventure takes you.
$13.00
Crowd Control is a dry-hopped Imperial IPA showcasing Mosaic hops. A solid malt backbone accompanied with a fruity and sticky hop overlay contain one another for a great balance of aroma and flavor. Drink fresh and don't resist.
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Extremely Limited Production
As you might expect from the name, Hopslam is the most complex hopping Bell's concocts in a beer, polished off by a large dry-hop addition of Simcoe hops. The result is a beer that's refreshingly hoppy, with intense and floral grapefruit, mango and earthy pine notes, quite malty with lingering honey through the finish.
$14.00
Brewed with obscene quantities of hand-selected Citra hops from our favorite farm in Yakima Valley, WA. Expect pungent grapefruit aromas and flavors, tropical fruit, and less harsh bitterness than most IPAs.
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Pungent, citrusy goodness on the nose from the minute this hits the glass. Orange and grapefruit lead the way, with plenty of auxiliary peach and mango. A perfect New England style IPA to enjoy all day!
Comes in 16 oz cans
$12.00
Midnight Special is a dark lager crafted in the spirit of a German-style Schwarzbier. A blend of imported German Munich and dark roasted malts lend a smooth & rich quality.
$13.00
Rhythm and Blues. Batman and Robin. Peanut Butter and Chocolate. These classic duos never go out of style. Enter Peanut Butter Milk Stout. Left Hand took the pure milk chocolate bliss of their classic Milk Stout and added peanut buttery goodness. It’s like an adult peanut butter cup you can drink. It’s rich and decadent on the palate and lusciously lingers into a nutty, dry finish. A perfect pair you’ll want to share.
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Kaleidoscope is a natural Kettle Sour. This true-to-style ale is naturally soured using a healthy culture of Lactobacillus. After souring, the beer is fermented on heaps of wild berries leaving this beer tart and refreshing.
$12.00
Devil's Harvest is a golden, crushable IPA with a ghostly hue. A moderate dose of oats help cloud up the beer while grabbing some hop oils from the large dry hop of Citra and Mosaic. By only using whirlpool and dry hopping techniques, we have cut down on bitterness while raising the aroma in this small 4.9% ABV interpretation.
$11.00
T-Minus is inspired by the famous powdered orange drink sent to space with America's first astronauts. Notes of tangerine brighten the palate & pair wonderfully with the clean finish of the German-Style Kölsch.
$11.00
Ranch Water with a Texas kick. Spicy hard seltzer is made with 100% organic agave, natural lime juice & jalapeño flavors.
$12.00
Don’t let the low gravity fool you! Our American Pale Ale is as surprisingly full-bodied and flavorful as a “small” beer can be. With plenty of malt character and a great mouth feel, don’t be surprised at the good head retention in your pint glass. A bready finish follows the refreshingly subtle hop character and floral aroma for a perfectly balanced session beer. Drink it down and admire the lacing when it’s done. 35 IBU, ABV 4.1%
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Mosaic, Citra, and Centennial hops, honey, pale, and 2-row malts, wheat.
With the conquest of the Space Cake fleet complete, Miracle Mike has no time to savor his victory. There are lasers to be wielded, and the floating head of a fellow Clown Shoes-ian to be rescued.
Haze Cake is our latest addition the Space Cake family. Wheat joins the signature Space Cake malt bill of sweet notes and shockingly smooth flavor, adding a fuller mouthfeel and hazy appearance in this Hazy Double IPA. Multiple dry hoppings of Mosaic and Citra make this beer a powerfully aromatic and tropically engaging tale of laser-aided rescue.
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Exotic hops (Sabro and Motueka) on an oat and pilsner malt base create a complex but highly drinkable, tropical-plus hazy IPA.
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DESSERT BEER BREWED WITH VANILLA BEANS
NITRO IMPERIAL MILK STOUT
10% ABV
The Blackwater Series has unleashed the popular flavor Crème Brulee in nitro for the next level drinking experience. NITRO Crème Brulee offers cascading, creamy richness with notes of vanilla and custard with a smooth milky finish that is uncannily true to the namesake dessert.
$11.00
Inspired by Trappist brewing tradition, this golden Belgian-style triple displays a floral and spicy aroma. European pilsner malts and an expressive Belgian yeast give this classic ale a honeyed sweetness to the tongue with a refreshing dry finish.
ABV 9%