This website contains alcohol and is only suitable for those 21 years or older. Click Enter only if you are at least 21 years of age.or Exit
5.5% ABV 35 IBU
Beginning with a big surge of fruity aromatics and grapefruit-hoppy notes, the flavor of this complex, straw-colored ale tapers off to a peppery, dry finish.
4 pk of 16 oz cans
$11.00Get ready for a blast of hop presence – citrus, pine, and tropical aromas highlight this beer. It has a juicy and crisp mouthfeel with medium plus bitterness and hop flavor similar to the aroma.
$11.00This fruited white ale uses tart, fresh raspberries and a clean hop profile to balance the sweet and spicy orange peel and coriander aromas. Don’t be afraid of the pink hue, it will bring you good luck if you dare to practice Crimson Voodoo.
In 1842, at our brewery in Plzeň, brewer Josef Groll introduced the world to the first golden ‘pilsner’ lager, and changed beer forever. His invention soon became the most popular style of beer on the planet. A thick head of dense, wet foam seals in the freshness, protects our delicate flavours from oxygen and creates the perfect balance in our beer, so every sip tastes perfect.
$11.00To Mosey is to take it easy. And that’s exactly what we intended with this classic Amber Lager. Approachable and easy drinking. Light and crisp. This beer will be your go to for that after work meet up, a gathering with friends, or for catching a moment alone on the porch. Mosey - no muss, no fuss.
This German Style Ale is big on classic malt and hop character and low on carbs and calories. Crisp, clean, and easy drinking, this is an any place anytime kind of beer. Let go and surrender to the moment and beer here now!
A dry-hopped India Pale Ale offers a blast of citrus and pine aromas. This brew’s bitterness is well balanced by a slightly malty body with biscuit notes and a clean finish.
This IPA was built for the Gulf Coast. Loaded with tropical, fruity flavor and a crisp malt backbone. Extra carbonation helps beat the heat. Stay hoppy, stay relaxed, stay outside
Albert. Able. Gordo. Miss Baker. Bonny. Goliath. Between 1948 and 1961 these primate pioneers and others bravely went where no man had ever gone before, paving the way for manned U.S. spaceflight. This hoppy little monkey of a beer is a tribute to those Simian heroes of yesteryear. It has a citrusy, floral hop aroma, a strong malt body, and a crisp finish.
Extremely Limited Production
As you might expect from the name, Hopslam is the most complex hopping Bell's concocts in a beer, polished off by a large dry-hop addition of Simcoe hops. The result is a beer that's refreshingly hoppy, with intense and floral grapefruit, mango and earthy pine notes, quite malty with lingering honey through the finish.
Don't know what kind of beer you prefer? Grab a mix 6 pack and try a variety and choose your favorite!
$11.00Pear Cider- Made with the purest Swedish spring water blended with 100% European pears, resulting in a refreshingly delicious, perfectly tart and sweetened pear cider. Enjoy chilled with a zesty lemon wedge for an incredibly crisp finish.
$11.00Named for the delicate engravings popularized by 19th century seafarers, Scrimshaw is a fresh tasting Pilsner brewed in the finest European tradition using Munich malt and Hallertauer and Tettnang hops. Scrimshaw has a subtle hop character, a crisp, clean palate, and a dry finish.
$12.00The Intergalactic League of Farmers waits for no man, even with a crop as delicate as bubbles. Elegant crops, of course, and no matter the trouble in harvesting them it’s always worthwhile to see those beauties shine. Light in color with a touch of haze, this American IPA maintains an approachable medium-body without sacrificing any of the full aroma and flavor of copious dry hopping additions of Simcoe, Azacca, and Idaho 7 hops.
$11.00She’s smooth but bitter. She’s sweet but packs a serious punch. Her appearance may be hazy, but it’s clear to us that she’s the boss. All hail the Voodoo Queen!
Pungent, citrusy goodness on the nose from the minute this hits the glass. Orange and grapefruit lead the way, with plenty of auxiliary peach and mango. A perfect New England style IPA to enjoy all day!
Comes in 16 oz cans
Experience America’s Stout. Milk Stout Nitro is a full sensory experience. Gaze at the mesmerizing cascade of all those tiny Nitro bubbles. Breathe in the aromas of roasted coffee, milk chocolate, brown sugar and vanilla cream. Savor the super smooth Nitro sensation. And, smile as the perfectly pillowy head coats your upper lip. This portable draft beer experience is Good to Go straight from the can or served Like a Pro in a glass. From the bottle, Pour Hard to release the Nitro magic inside.
Devil's Harvest is a golden, crushable IPA with a ghostly hue. A moderate dose of oats help cloud up the beer while grabbing some hop oils from the large dry hop of Citra and Mosaic. By only using whirlpool and dry hopping techniques, we have cut down on bitterness while raising the aroma in this small 4.9% ABV interpretation.
Mosaic, Citra, and Centennial hops, honey, pale, and 2-row malts, wheat.
With the conquest of the Space Cake fleet complete, Miracle Mike has no time to savor his victory. There are lasers to be wielded, and the floating head of a fellow Clown Shoes-ian to be rescued.
Haze Cake is our latest addition the Space Cake family. Wheat joins the signature Space Cake malt bill of sweet notes and shockingly smooth flavor, adding a fuller mouthfeel and hazy appearance in this Hazy Double IPA. Multiple dry hoppings of Mosaic and Citra make this beer a powerfully aromatic and tropically engaging tale of laser-aided rescue.
$11.00This ale is light and drinkable with a nicely malted backbone and a touch of bitterness.
$11.00Midnight Special is a dark lager crafted in the spirit of a German-style Schwarzbier. A blend of imported German Munich and dark roasted malts lend a smooth & rich quality.
$11.00A smooth American Pale Ale brewed with German malt and West Coast hops for a crisp refreshing finish.
Obscene amounts of Australian Galaxy hops used to counter the amount of malt used to get to this high of an ABV while still keeping the bitterness down – this beer is all about aroma. With super-saturated highlights of mixed berry, mint, melon, tangerine, and pine sap, Attacus is an opulent yet approachable experience.
$10.00Gorillanaut Imperial IPA blasts off with big flavor! With an obscene amount of hops used to create this beer, its flavor and IBU’s are off the charts. Enjoy a supernova of citrusy hop aroma and flavor up front with a sweet malty backbone, making this an aggressive yet well-balanced beer.
$13.00Crowd Control is a dry-hopped Imperial IPA showcasing Mosaic hops. A solid malt backbone accompanied with a fruity and sticky hop overlay contain one another for a great balance of aroma and flavor. Drink fresh and don't resist.
Christmas IPA is a malt forward IPA using 6 different hops throughout the process. Subtle stone fruit and wood notes balance with caramel malt on the palate dry-hopped with Meridian, Ahtanum, and Cashmere. It’s got a bit of an old school feel on the malt side with caramel malt and a lovely red hue to go wit the classic kettle hop backbone. Nicely balanced and dry, this little number dons a big fruity aroma.
DESSERT BEER BREWED WITH VANILLA BEANS
NITRO IMPERIAL MILK STOUT
The Blackwater Series has unleashed the popular flavor Crème Brulee in nitro for the next level drinking experience. NITRO Crème Brulee offers cascading, creamy richness with notes of vanilla and custard with a smooth milky finish that is uncannily true to the namesake dessert.
Inspired by Trappist brewing tradition, this golden Belgian-style triple displays a floral and spicy aroma. European pilsner malts and an expressive Belgian yeast give this classic ale a honeyed sweetness to the tongue with a refreshing dry finish.
Crack open an Island Coastal Lager® (ICL) and you’ll know. This beer was made for easy drinking.
An American Premium Lager created as the alternative to mass-market brands that are made with corner-cutting fillers like rice, corn and preservatives, ICL uses a 100% all clean recipe with only the freshest, highest quality ingredients. Perfectly balanced with a smooth taste, light body and crisp mouthfeel, it's the ideal year-round, everyday beer in the cooler or on the tapline.
Island Coastal Lager® is made for thrill seekers, outdoor enthusiasts, and beer drinkers everywhere. Whether you're hitting the trail or riding the swell, a cold crisp ICL is the perfect companion. Born on the coast, enjoyed wherever your next adventure takes you.
$11.00Refreshing Tangerine Ale.
The Observer is the latest in the Light Visions series. This beer is a triple dry hopped oat-based double IPA made with Cascade, Simcoe, and Sultana hops.
Ingredients: Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic Hops, Beta-Pinene and Linalool Terpenes (naturally derived from botanical sources), 2-Row, Golden Promise, Wheat, Oat, and Honey Malt.
From mythic hammer-wielding beasts to intergalactic agriculturists, here at Clown Shoes we think about some crazy stuff. But even we can barely comprehend the natural wonder of a big, beautiful rainbow. We will forever remain in awe of those massive swaths of vibrant color that stretch forever into the horizon.
This Hazy IPA contains the terpenes Beta-Pinene and Linalool, aromatic compounds derived from natural botanical sources. They supplement the sweet malt backbone and lively blend of Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops that make Rainbows Are Real shine with fresh, juicy notes of sweet citrus.
$11.00Omission Pale Ale is a hoppy and easy-drinking American Pale Ale. Brewed to showcase the Cascade hop profile, Omission Pale Ale’s floral aroma is complemented by caramel malt body, making for a delicious craft beer.
Taste along with Camille and enjoy a mixed 4 pack of Cider to celebrate World Cider Day
Magner's Irish Cider
Rekorderlig Pear Cider
Ace Pineapple Cider
T-Minus is inspired by the famous powdered orange drink sent to space with America's first astronauts. Notes of tangerine brighten the palate & pair wonderfully with the clean finish of the German-Style Kölsch.
This limited release from Braided River is a Double Dry Hopped Red Ale with wedium and dark crystal malts blend with earthy, citrusy hops to create an intense yet balanced flavor.
$14.00Brewed with obscene quantities of hand-selected Citra hops from our favorite farm in Yakima Valley, WA. Expect pungent grapefruit aromas and flavors, tropical fruit, and less harsh bitterness than most IPAs.
Bed Of Nails Brown
Bed of Nails is crafted as an American ode to a traditional English brown. A light hop addition balances the natural sweetness present in the specialty malt. This beer’s delicate body and dry finish allow flavors of toffee and dark fruit to shine through.
Available in 6-packs of 12oz cans