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$15.00
A legend was born when we took on the classic German style Pilsner. Winner of the Bitburger challenge in Portland, champion of the people, and wearer of the crown, King Crispy reigns supreme. Stay refreshed whether you're at the beer garden or rose garden.
Pilsner | 4.8% ABV
Flavor: Light, Crisp, Floral
Malt: Pilsner, Bohemian Pilsner, Carafoam, Acidulated
Hops: Hallertau Mittelfruh, Tettnang
$17.00
5.5% ABV 35 IBU
Beginning with a big surge of fruity aromatics and grapefruit-hoppy notes, the flavor of this complex, straw-colored ale tapers off to a peppery, dry finish.
6pk bottles
$13.00
American Blonde ale, our lightest ale with a clean and crisp flavor with an unmistakable blend of American and European malts and hops. The slightly spicy and herbal qualities of German noble hops give this beer a unique crisp and refreshing profile.
$16.00
Brewed with obscene quantities of hand-selected Citra hops from our favorite farm in Yakima Valley, WA. Expect pungent grapefruit aromas and flavors, tropical fruit, and less harsh bitterness than most IPAs.
$13.00
Ingredients: Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic Hops, Beta-Pinene and Linalool Terpenes (naturally derived from botanical sources), 2-Row, Golden Promise, Wheat, Oat, and Honey Malt.
From mythic hammer-wielding beasts to intergalactic agriculturists, here at Clown Shoes we think about some crazy stuff. But even we can barely comprehend the natural wonder of a big, beautiful rainbow. We will forever remain in awe of those massive swaths of vibrant color that stretch forever into the horizon.
This Hazy IPA contains the terpenes Beta-Pinene and Linalool, aromatic compounds derived from natural botanical sources. They supplement the sweet malt backbone and lively blend of Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops that make Rainbows Are Real shine with fresh, juicy notes of sweet citrus.