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$13.00
Ingredients: Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic Hops, Beta-Pinene and Linalool Terpenes (naturally derived from botanical sources), 2-Row, Golden Promise, Wheat, Oat, and Honey Malt.
From mythic hammer-wielding beasts to intergalactic agriculturists, here at Clown Shoes we think about some crazy stuff. But even we can barely comprehend the natural wonder of a big, beautiful rainbow. We will forever remain in awe of those massive swaths of vibrant color that stretch forever into the horizon.
This Hazy IPA contains the terpenes Beta-Pinene and Linalool, aromatic compounds derived from natural botanical sources. They supplement the sweet malt backbone and lively blend of Azacca, Citra, and Mosaic hops that make Rainbows Are Real shine with fresh, juicy notes of sweet citrus.
$17.00
Notes of ripe clementines, ruby red grapefruit, and fresh squeezed OJ ripple fold into dank herby nuances. And it’s all swaddled in a pillowy body that’s so soft, you may just want to take a nap in it — especially once that sneaky 9.4% ABV starts hitting!
$17.00
This easy drinking IPA is hopped with Galaxy & Citra. It's a fruity aromatic beer with notes of citrus, orange, pineapple, & grapefruit. This one is one of our favorites and we’re excited to have it back!! It’s absolutely juicy & smooth and a weekend essential.
$16.00
A low ABV juice bomb. This is an IPA with Chinook, Simcoe, Citra & Mosaic. Dank, easy drinking, & just what you need to get you through this hump day! 5.5% ABV
$15.00
5.5% ABV "Velocirabbit, the little brother to Laser Raptors returns today with a fresh look! Using the same amounts of Mosaic, Simcoe and Chinook as it’s older sibling, this beer has a powerful berry aroma and satisfying pine note. The oats and wheat maintain the creamy mouthfeel that Laser Raptors is known for, with a lower ABV and crisp break."